So you are alone in your cubicle at work, twiddling away on your computer when suddenly your supervisor comes by and yells at you for not handing in some kind of report. You tried to do it earlier but your supervisor was too busy playing fuse ball with the VPs to listen to you. After all, miracle workers like you are suppose to work miracles, not bother the management. So ...
Ok, what the hell is with all this talk about design patterns? The bookstore has books dedicated to the subject, experts in all the different computer language fields are talking about them, and how the hell does it make my programming life easier? The answers may be "They are gossips", "Authors have nothing else to write about", and "Yes they will make things a bit easier for you in the ...